Talk about bizarre, these next stores will probably be the strangest you’ve ever heard about sex. Depending on how long you’ve been having sex and how often, things can become pretty routine to say the least. If you’ve been thinking about stepping outside the bedroom box of boredom, you might want to be a bit cautious before trying something new. Find out what happened when two sexual explorations went terribly wrong.
One of the most common reasons people end up in the hospital after what was supposed to be a fun night of exploring the vocal, anal and vaginal cavities that the body has to offer, is clogged pipes. The objects that get stuck up someone’s rear end or down their throats include, but aren’t limited to, sticks, appliances, small animals, vegetables (cucumbers seem to be popular… weird) and of course, sex toys. People will also try almost anything to remove these items before having to ultimately visit the emergency room, such as using a plunger or the end of a vacuum cleaner hose.
While many have experienced particularly odd situations with inanimate objects, there may be just as many people who’ve experienced more than what they bargained for, even when sticking to traditional body parts. In 2014, a couple in Italy decided to do the “do” in the waters off of Porto San Giorgio. Once the deed was done, the two couldn’t disconnect, if you will, and had to go to the hospital. The couple was eventually set free, after doctors gave the woman a shot to dilate her cervix.
Paralyzing Passion Marks
In another part of the world, a 44 year old woman from Auckland, New Zealand temporarily lost feeling and movement in her left arm after her significant other left a hickey on her neck. Turns out, she suffered a small stroke because the passion mark was located close to a major artery. Unfortunately, there was a clot underneath the artery, which dislodged and moved to her heart, causing the stroke. The woman fully recovered after being treated with an anti-coagulant.
Look, we know sex is supposed to be fun and full of surprises, but if your sexcapades are ending in injury, you might want to rethink your approach to getting it in so you can stay out of the hospital.